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Sailor Moon, or any of the characters mentioned in this fanfic. I
highly recommend you check out the original anime or manga that the
creators put out.
Happosai spread his arms, "Come to pappa!" He jumped up at the
blue short haired beauty, "Hotcha!"
Mercury was about to let off her attack when the disgusting _thing_
latched again onto her assets. She screamed, and tried to punch it
off. Happosai flipped around onto her back and groped around
between her arms. "Get it off!"
Uranus jumped up and activated her weapon, "Space sword blaster!"
The golden energy arch streamed forward, and Mercury realized the
danger of her position. She dived out of the way with the pervert
still attached. Happosai jumped off as the explosion rocked the
shrine, scaring the crows to take flight. The scouts started to
close ranks to encircle their molester. Happosai, now fully
charged let off a burst of speed passing by Mars, Jupitor and Venus,
and finally latched onto Pluto.
The pervert was amazed at the power these pretty ladies were
generating, but this one felt a little bit older than the rest.
Looking up into Pluto's face, "Why hello my dear. Its always
good to find one with more experience than the average. Mind
going trying out some of my collection for me?"
Pluto took the time staff and attempted to bat him off, but he always
seemed to latch on in ways that defied gravity. She then noticed
that Venus, Jupitor and Mars were just standing there holding their high
skirts down. "Get over here and help me!"
Jupitor, as furious as she was, didn't move. "Uhmm... we'd really
like to, but we seem to be missing um..."
Happosai held up three pairs of white silky, magically enhanced
darlings, "Nonsense, I just simply liberated them for my collection!"
Sailor Moon decided this was a good time to attack while he was
busy."Starlight honeymoon-" Happosai was already upon her, and was
loving all the power Sailor Moon radiating off.
The rest of the scouts jumped at Sailor Moon to try and dogpile, and
hopefully cause serious pain to the pervert. Happosai leaped up
at the last second and onto the shrine roof, now in possesion of
several more additions to his collection. Diving over the shrine
wall, he quickly lost any persuit that was attempted.
Pluto stood up out of the pile, "Excuse me." Raising her time
staff, she disappeared to the time gates. The other scouts spread
out in pairs to try to search out their latest enemy, not to mention
patrol for attacks by a new enemy that Pluto had just informed them
about.
Back at the time gates, she peered into the swirling stream. The
threat that she was having previous troubles seeing had solidified in
the time stream, "Sailor Galaxia." The element of chaos around her
had been overpowered by the new enemy that they had just fought.
Searching for the perverted fool, Pluto began to sweat.
"Where is he! It's as if the very fabric of reality is
warped around him! Even if he can counteract the time gates, I
should be able to detect his influence against others. But there
is nothing!" Pluto stepped back from the gates.
Her fear only grew when she realized that the pervert had also
-successfully- and -without any effort- taken on the entire sailor scout
group. "If Galaxia gets ahold of this demon, we are doomed."
--- Meanwhile, back in
Juuban. ---
Happosai was skipping along the deserted streets, oblivious to the
dangers. Most people by now in the district didn't want to be out
this late for fear of youma attacks. "I must stop by and see those
pretty ladies more often." He rubbed one of this prized treasures
against his cheek. He paused for a moment when he noticed Tokyo
Tower standing in the distance, "Wow, that fight with Ranma really was
great, to go through six of Tokyo's wards like that. Funny, took
them only a few hours to rebuild it." An idea hit him. Jumping to the
roof, he dashed for what should have been Nerima along the northern
edge of Tokyo's twenty three wards.
"Eeek! Thief!" The feminine screeches behind him were largely
ignored, except by two.
"Mars, I think I see something," Jupitor motioned to the north.
"That may be him."
Mars clenched her fists and started to run after him, but they slowly
started to lag behind as they weren't proficient in roof hopping or as
athletically conditioned. They were lost after the first mile,
and grudgingly made their way back by train (after transforming back to
their civilian outfits).
Happosai arrived in the residential district of Nerima. Taking
out his pipe, he wiped it on his sleeve and lit. "Ah, I wonder what old
Soun and Genma are up to, I should take them on a training trip
considering they weren't able to lay a hand on me during the fight."
Turning the street that the dojo was on, he was greeted with the
sight of, "Government offices?" A second realization hit, "NO! My
collection is gone!"
Adapting to the situation was his specialty (he was grandmaster of
Anything Goes afterall), so he shrugged his shoulder and started to head
over to one of the schools he passed, ah yes,TA Private Girls School .
Girls locker rooms were always a nice place to bunk out for the
night and rebuild.
Several hours later, Happosai was comfortably nestled in the attic
above the locker room, meditating in the middle of his silky darlings.
He remembered fighting Ranma and the bunch for his life, and then
poof, he was dropped in the middle of nine pretty ladies - magically
enhanced too boot. He didn't have any connections here, no stash
of borrowed Amazon trinkets to get him back, so he'd have to probably
just stick around and make due.
Thinking back to Ranma, Happosai's aura flared briefly, "That engrate."
Ranma was the heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts,
but wasn't awarded that title at his departure yet and now probably
never. That still left the aging master to finding a new heir for
his school of martial arts - he wasn't getting any younger.
Breathing out, he slipped out of his meditation. He now had his
mind made up on what to do. One, find a more permanent place to
keep his treasures. Two, find a heir to train and help replenish
said treasures. And finally, go below to take care of business.
Lifting up one of the ceiling tiles slightly, he took in the
situation. There were several girls in various stages of changing
to their gym clothes. Happosai smiled when he caught sight of the
blackhaired beauty that just walked in.... wait! That aura!
A minute earlier - Rei was tired, she had only gotten four hours of
sleep due to their meeting and its aftermath. She went in through
the locker room door to change for her first class.
"Mars baby!"
The voice pierced through her revery like someone drawing a rake across
a chalkboard, not to mention her chest having this pinching sensation
that didn't exactly feel... "YOU!" Rei's red battle aura
glimmered around her.
"My, spunky one at that!" Happosai jumped off and waved something
in the air, a brazier. "Mind changing into that lovely outfit you
were in last night?" Happosai gave her his best puppydog eyes look.
The rest of the girls in the locker room noticed the old man, "Eeek!
Pervert!"
Happosai turned, and was greeted by a dozen girls brandishing bats,
brooms, or anything else that was laying in the janitor's closet.
Rei took the opportunity to dive at him from behind. The
rest of the girls charged forward and fell in a pile when Happosai
dodged up and rebounded off the wall through the doorway that Rei just
came through. His laugh echoed in the hallway, "Come and get me
Mars baby!"
Rei dusted herself off and ran out into the hallway. The old man
was amazing in his speed and the efficiency he was able to grope over
twenty girls in the course of less than half a minute. Her anger
grew even more, and she ran outside. The school yard was deserted,
but she still ran behind some trees to safeguard her identity as Sailor
Mars. "Mars star power, make up!"
The power enveloped her body, rings of fire transforming her into the
firey fighter for justice and love. Striking a pose, she vowed to
extract vengence on the scout's new enemy.
Clapping was heard behind her. Turning, her eyes grew with
surprise, and inside the feeling of dread also grew.
"Nice show Mars! You make this old man proud," Happosai jumped
down from the tree limb. Smoking his pipe, "Say, mind if we work
out a deal?"
Mars narrowed her eyes, "I don't make deals with demons."
Blowing a smoke ring out, he shook his head, "No my dear, and wrong
again on the demon part. I'm just an old man getting by.
Now listen, this might be beneficial to you. I'm in a
little bit of a bind and," he motioned toward her with his free hand,
"so are you. I know your identity, and I need a place to stay.
You have that lovely shrine, what do you say?"
Mars' mind was realing, "How dare you! I'll destroy you first."
Crossing her arms for her attack, "Mars soul..." She was broken
out her concentration when she felt a sharp breeze and a draft up her
skirt.
Happosai stuffed the fabric in his gi, "Thanks for the gift, but you
know I'm too much for you dear. So, how about it?"
Mars glared at him while trying to preserve some sense of modesty
keeping the skirt pressed low. An idea then manifested itself,
"Ok, you win, but no funny stuff for the rest of the day, alright?"
Happosai lip trembled, "But... but.. and old man needs some fun in his
old age."
"I said no, take it or leave it."
His shoulders slumped, and he turned to walk away, "Alright, you win."
Perking up, "I'll see ya back at the shrine Mars baby! See ya!" He
bounded over the school roof, further amazing Mars to the physical feat
that was nearly impossible for the sailor scouts.
She transformed back to her civilian outfit (minus a critical
undergarment), and rubbed her hands. "I'll see you there alright,
along with a party of a few friends." Whipping out the scout
communicator, "Hey, Ami, guess what I found! We need to round
everyone up for tonight."